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In loving memory of

New Profile

March 20, 1990 - May 12, 2024
New Profile, a person of many many talents.
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New Profile, a unique individual whose life was as enigmatic as the iconic paper bag they wore, has left this world far too soon. Born on an unremarkable day in 1990, New always stood out in the crowd, not through words or fame, but by embodying a persona that was universally relatable and yet utterly mysterious. Known for their sense of humor and unorthodox approach to life, New Profile made an impact that was felt far beyond the city lights in the background of every photograph they were in.

New’s decision to don a paper bag with a frowning face symbolized more than a whimsical fashion choice; it was a metaphor for the complexities of modern identity, shielding themselves from a world obsessed with superficiality while revealing the true essence of expression—unseen, yet deeply felt. For those who knew them, New was a pillar of creativity, consistently pushing boundaries, whether in art, technology, or simply in the way they viewed life. New’s enigmatic persona spoke to the disillusionment felt by many in a world that often demanded conformity.

In their spare time, New was known to enjoy the simple pleasures: sketching abstract art, writing short stories, and quietly helping those in need. They had a knack for seeing beauty in the mundane, transforming everyday moments into thoughtful reflections, always with a hint of irony. While New remained intentionally ambiguous, their kindness, wit, and willingness to embrace the unknown left a lasting impression on those lucky enough to cross paths with them.

Though the world may never fully understand the depth of New Profile, their legacy as a symbol of quiet rebellion and the courage to stand apart from the norm will endure. They leave behind a community of followers, friends, and fans who will forever miss the profound simplicity of the bag that said it all.

New Profile is survived by countless digital avatars, memes, and memories. Their departure leaves a void in the hearts of many, but their legacy will continue to inspire those who dare to embrace their own uniqueness.

In lieu of flowers, friends and fans are encouraged to don their own paper bags for a day of quiet contemplation in New's honor.

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